On their youth:

Girl 1: Here's a picture of my husband.
Girl 2: Oh he's so cute and blonde! You know who he looks like? Those twins with the blonde hair...
Me: Nelson?
Girl 1: Who??? (Girl 1 is 20)
Girl 2: I meant Zack and Cody. Aren't Nelson....OLD?
Me:... I'm going to go sit over here now.

On Weirdness:

Okay. So I work in a very large building with a cafeteria. The cafeteria has a large glass case with soda bottles in it. I go to get a soda, but someone is standing there in front of the Cokes, so I wait patiently for my turn.

As I wait, I notice that he's doing something...weird. He takes a soda out, presses it to his cheek, then frowns and puts it back into the case. Then he grabs the next soda, presses it to his cheek...and returns it back to the counter.

After this happens five or six more times (no kidding), he finally selects one and goes on his way. I am left staring at the cabinet, wondering how many bottles have been pressed to his face.

And I'm also wondering why he can't tell if they're cold with his, you know, HAND.