Conversation at the Myles house this morning:

Me, in a towel, hair wet: GAAAAH!

Husband: What?

Me: You didn't open the door to the bathroom!

Husband: I wasn't in the bathroom.

Me: Yes, you WERE. And now it's all steamy in there because you took a shower and now I CAN'T FIX MY HAIR. I AM SO MAD AT YOU.

Him: I didn't take a shower.

Me: YES YOU DID.

Him: No, you did. That's why your hair is wet.

Me: ...

Him: ...and that's why you're wearing a towel.

Me: Oh. Well, nevermind.

Him: You know, I thought you were joking at first. That's kind of sad.

Me: I need coffee.

Clearly, yours truly is running on empty lately. But! I have a present for the like, three people that still read my blog. I wrote you another zombie fairy tale!

This one features the Princess and the Pea. If you like it, leave me a comment and let me know. I'm needy like that.

Here you go: http://jillmyles.com/free-stories/the-princess-and-the-zomb-pea