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Oh editing. I love you and I hate you. It feels like I’ve been doing nothing but editing since April (ETA – that’s pretty much the truth, actually). I had a few lingering scenes that were breaking my head on VANISHING ACT, so I logged off the internet and went and worked in the other room. No distractions, just me and my characters as I tried to force them to do things that did not feel natural (since I’d already written the climax of the story once, rewriting it in a different direction – no matter how good the direction is – still feels unnatural).

But I wrote a huge chunk and I’m happy to say that I’m done, more or less, with the edits. Except I’ve got to go back through and re-read one more time to make sure there’s no bizarre jumps in logic. At one point I ripped out almost 40k from this book and rewrote back in about 25k (some of it coming from very early drafts).

For those of you that are word count junkies like myself? Starting tally of this book – 92k.

Tally after completing the last draft? 74.5k – my goal. I’m really happy with that number. The 92k felt bloated, but I wasn’t sure where to cut. The 75k feels much more streamlined for a YA.

I expect the wordcount to bounce up a little as I go through a paper copy of the novel and re-read one last time. There’s always tweaks here and there. But I can’t imagine it getting much higher than the 75k it stands at now.

And maybe now I will go back to my crackhead project. Or work on some short stories. Have not decided, but the world is my oyster. For a few weeks, anyhow.

I am sad that a certain someone has been voted off of Survivor. I loathed him, but he was entertaining. Now he can no longer lead his team with his eyes! Oh noes! Farewell to the strongest, most true warrior!!

Let's see. What else. Oh. Supernatural's season finale was good. Can't wait for more Castiel next season. :)

Other than that, there's been a little bit of writing, but it's mostly idea scribbling. I have a really difficult time working on two projects at once, no matter what I do. So I told myself that I'd work on edits, and when I got enough to feel virtuous about spending my time, I'd switch to one of the projects burning at the back of my brain. Except...when I work on the edits, then I get caught up in the edits! And find it hard to switch.  Just not much of a multi-tasker.

Oh, and there is a dead possum in my back yard. Apparently it's been dead for quite some time (like, months). And apparently I need to go into the back yard more often, because we never knew it was there until the Orkin man pointed it out.

Yeaaaah.

Oh oh oh!! And Succubi Like It Hot (Succubus Diaries, book 2) is now available on Amazon! You know you want to pre-order it. The book will be released on January 26th, 2010 -- one month exactly after Gentlemen Prefer Succubi hits the shelves.

Yay!

My buddy Katiebabs is on vacation in the UK,  and asked me to guest blog. I decided to embarrass myself and my good taste by admitting to all those shameful romances storylines that I'm not supposed to love...but do anyway.

Also! Cindy Pon (she of the terribly awesome) is running a contest to celebrate the release of her new book:

It's YA fantasy in an Asian setting. How awesome is that? I can't wait to read it. And she also happens to have just the most gorgeous book trailer ever:

Seriously, isn't it evocative and lovely?

Cindy is also holding a contest on her blog for original brush art (I *want*. Her bunnies look so cute). You should check it out.

I have about a half hour commute from work, even though I work less than 10 miles from my house. Love the city, really. Usually I pass this time sitting in silence and mentally working on the next story, but I’m between books at the moment and taking a mental break.

So I turn on the radio. A new song by Nickelback is playing (easily distinguished by Chad Kroeger’s emo-riffic, growly voice). It starts with a phrase like ‘Each day is a blessing, not a right’. Wow. That’s a really nice way to look at things. I begin to think that Nickelback has gotten a little zen on me, and listen closer.

The main hook of the song? Live each day as your last.

And I’m afraid this is where Nickelback and I are going to have to agree to disagree.

You see, this started me thinking. What would I *do* if I only had one day left on earth? Nothing good for me, my friends, nothing good. I suppose I could be all introspective and spend it at the beach and walking up and down on the sand as the waves wash over my ankles, pondering life.

But the beach is 6 hours away from here, yo, and I’ve only got 24 to live. So that’s right out.

To be honest, I’d probably do all the things I’m not supposed to. I’d eat like a madwoman, and all the stuff I’m not supposed to. Fried twinkies? Fried Oreos? Fried anything? Ranch sauce on my pizza? Bring it on, b&tches! Someone’s only got 24 hours to live! Anything goes!

And then, I think I’d go gambling. Bet it all on black and see how far that takes me. Oh, oh, and I think I’d like to graffiti a wall. Or three. Because if I’m dead the next day? You are so getting some crudely painted words on the side of your house/car/office. I imagine I would be pretty terrible at graffiti too (I have a really bad artistic eye) but I think it would be fun.

What else? Oh, okay. If it was my last day on earth, I sure wouldn’t spend it at work. I’d probably tell them that I was never coming in again, and go out in a blaze of glory, throwing paper everywhere and knocking over fax machines in a rampage. That sounds nice.

But where does this get you, Nickelback? Because if that’s my last day on earth, it’s an orgy of hedonistic fun and burning bridges. But since it WON’T be my last day on earth, that would be bad. And the next day, I’d have all the ramifications. Except I’d be too busy living that day like it was my last as well.

I mean, if this cycle of destructive living continued, I’d end up weighing 500 pounds, broke, unemployed, and a criminal.

Sorry, Nickelback. I think I’m going to stick with my nice, conservative, occasionally-thinking-ahead lifestyle, as tempting as you make it sound.

(Speaking of thinking ahead, I'm probably going to update my website this weekend. Exciting, right? I know. It's a wild, free-wheeling life I lead.)

Please go here:

http://dabwaha.com/blog/

And vote for LISA KLEYPAS - Blue Eyed Devil.

(My bracket is losing)

Thank you! ;)

Start with this:

And move on to this:

You know you want to. Purple is the new black. And won't your bookshelf look cutting-edge and slimming with these two on it? I thought so.

(Not so greatly exaggerated)

Ok, so this has been the month from heck and we've still got at least a week to go. I'm not dead! Really! But between work and home and, well...work...I haven't been up to much.

Will share news as I get it. I've updated my website a little, but it's mostly tinkering. I haven't quite decided how I want specific pages to look, so I'm still going back and forth. But my schedule will be clearing up in April, so that's lovely!

Speaking of April, I will be at the Dreaming In Dallas Conference on April 4th. Not doing anything special other than hanging out. Should be fun!

I'll also be going to RWA National in DC this year. Woot! Who else is going?

All right, so the husband and I are still carrying on a passionate love affair with our X-box 360. The thing just freaking rocks. And in addition to your games that you've bought, you can download extra content through X-box Live. Some of them are old games, some of them are additional mods to existing games...

And some of them are just kind of creepy.

I share with you...Remote Masseuse! Only on the X-box 360.

Choices, Choices

Choices, Choices

That's right. That rumble feature on your X-box controller can be used for evil. You basically get to remotely 'rumble' your partner's controller - fast or slow, your pick! What makes this even MORE creepy? This program supports the wireless headset mode so you can 'chat' with your partner while you both rumble merrily away. But fear not, lonely dweebs. This game has solo mode too, apparently.

I kind of have to say...I lost a little respect for Microsoft just now. ;)

(ETA - I found my long post from yesterday! Hooray! I love you after all, WordPress!)

It's just another ho-hum week here at Casa Myles, and I'm ashamed (well, not really) to say that I spent the weekend immersed in video gaming. When I wasn't trying to get the characters in Mass Effect to orgy with each other (don't ask), I was unlocking little weirdo cousins in Beautiful Katamari or playing Left 4 Dead.

Which brings me to something interesting.

A few of the games we've recently gotten for the X-box have teeeeeeeeeerrrible reviews. Awful. Just awful. We initially held off on getting Left 4 Dead (a first person zombie shooter) because the reviews on Gamefaqs were less than flattering. "The AI sucks!" or "Your NPCs steal all the equipment!" and things like that were enough that we marked it off of the buying list.

When I went to the store to reserve the new Street Fighter game, we mentioned a few of the games we liked on the Xbox 360, and the saleswoman gushed over Left 4 Dead. I told her my concerns, and she assured me that the reviews were nuts and it was a great game to play. And she was totally right - this is easily one of our favorite games for the Xbox, period. It's amazing and scary and so much fun.

Another game - my husband got a game called "Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad". It's basically what it sounds like - Japanese hot girls with realistically bouncing boobs run around and slay zombies. My husband loves it - there's some laughably bad stuff in it, but it's a fun, mindless game with a lot of clothes to unlock (which is my favorite part of any game - Barbie dress up).

This game has an absolutely horrendous rating on Gamefaqs. Husband and I were discussing this, and we came to the same conclusion - bad reviews are just as useless as gushing ones. There is always going to be some moron that is all "OMG I LOVE THIS AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT" and there is always going to be some douchebag that is all "I HATE THIS GAME AND EVERYTHING IT STANDS FOR".

This is so true for books, too. Just look at Amazon. Every book that has some amazing ratings also has some really foul ones. Let's look at Kresley Cole's newest, Kiss Of The Demon King. Lots and lots of 5 star, gushing reviews. And lots of "This author jumped the shark!" etc.

I personally really enjoyed the book and have recommended it to lots of people. But if I would have checked Amazon before buying the book (and having never read Cole), I might be afraid of what I was buying.

So what's a person to do?

In my opinion, go for the handsell. A friend of mine suggested I get Beautiful Katamari for my Xbox. She said basically, "It is the weirdest sh&t you will ever see, but it is totally addictive." And when I first played the game, I thought she'd been smoking a little something-something, because the game was NUTS. But then you play a little more, and play a little more, and the next thing you know, you're obsessed. Her review was bang on. She knew I'd like it because we'd discussed other games and had similar opinions.

The same thing with books, really. Find a friend that shares similar reading interests and ask if they've read a series that you're thinking about. Or ask someone that is recommending a book another series that they enjoy. If I say that I love Kresley Cole AND I love Nalini Singh and Erin McCarthy, and you happen to hate both of those, maybe you don't buy what I suggest. You know?

Where am I going with this? Basically that there are always going to be good reviews of stuff, and bad reviews of stuff. It's the law of the internet. For every slobbering fanboy that loves it, someone's going to set up a hate group for it.

And maybe give the Bikini Samurai girls a try anyhow, because their breasts jiggle when they swing the sword. No kidding.

I just wrote up a really long post about reviews and video games and books and wordpress ate it.

*tears hair out*

That does it. I'm done blogging for the day. :P