Not my release day! Someone else's. It's that day you've been waiting for, the day that is led up to by scouring the local grocery stores in the hopes that a hapless Andersons (or whoever is the distributor now) employee put out the books early. And when that fails, it's taking my lunch hour to make the trek - in the rain - to Barnes & Noble for that most prized of possessions.

THE NEW CATHERINE ANDERSON BOOK. BOOYAH.

I will be useless tonight in a reading marathon. Two words for you. Gun and slinger, baby. Gun and slinger.